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Who cares about your lonely soul?
//Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.//

mspaintadventuring:

thebabbagepatch:

THERE’S A WHOLE SERIES OF COMICS ABOUT A TINY TURTLE CALLED SHELDON AND THIS MAKES ME VERY HAPPY

HE’S NOT EVEN A TURTLE THO HE’S A TINY DINOSAUR THAT THINKS HE IS AND THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

HE HAS AN ACORN ON HIS BACK

just-a-random-nerd sent:

What is tumblr?

facts-i-just-made-up:

tumblr is what happens when 197.3 million people of all ages, genders and races work together to post and repost the same fifteen images over and over again all day across all time zones. Those images are:

  1. A screencap of an older tumblr post.
  2. A cute kitten.
  3. A large dog.
  4. The bathroom selfie of Claire C. Larkhurst of Paloma, Wisconsin.
  5. Steve Buscemi.
  6. The gif of that dog throwing up as it tries to hump another dog.
  7. Some pretty mushrooms.
  8. An old building.
  9. A misattributed political statement.
  10. A fact I just made up.
  11. A drawing of an “OTP.”
  12. Mountains.
  13. Jennifer Lawrence.
  14. Another cute kitten.
  15. Porn.

tumblr’s speed leads to the illusion that other images have been posted, but this is merely an effect of constant visual bombardment upon the brain of the common tumblrite. There are no other images on the site, all the other celebrities, gore, social justice and so on are merely projections of the user. So if you see something you hate on tumblr, you in fact merely hate your own subconscious and its hallucinatory manifestations. Oh, and-

    16. That “broom broom” video. That’s real.

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(Source: reddit.com)

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(Source: fassyy)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist)

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

ultrafacts:

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